You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
@gemmaidek this is literally us! #FuckOffMavis #GrumpyMary hahaha
It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life
There needs to be more
@ger_lawlor76 you build a mighty fine back garden! @laura.swaine its party time! 💃✌
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you
I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans
I AM DYING
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
you should want a bad street like this