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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

what she says: i'm tired
what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie
#CheetahGirls yeah that’s right we is #CheetahSisters

#CheetahGirls yeah that’s right we is #CheetahSisters

  #cheetahgirls    #cheetahsisters  

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

dirtymittendrops:

Me as a father.

freshmoneycalum:

goodbyefriendsiamgoneforever:

just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who’ve had sex with your favourite celebrity and you’re not one of them

rUDE

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

medicharn:

american horror story: public speaking

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

niadil:

Sex thoughts ft. You

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?